Wednesday, July 22, 2009

How to know if you approve of your son's girlfriend

1. When you ask her what she's planning to do with the few weeks of the summer that she's not working, she replies, "Play in the street."

2. She loves the fact that your chickens are named after female jazz vocalists (since she's a jazz bassist, no big surprise there).

3. After getting your okay, she proceeds to feed herself directly from your garden, snacking on raspberries, peas, and green beans as you chat.

4. Oh, and she gives your son a hard time for eating breakfast at McDonald's.

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